Cellulite Please?

Friend: What are you doing tonight?
Me: I'm going to craft
Friend: Oh! How fun! What are you making?
Me: Umm... I'm making cellulite.

Craft Los Angeles
And that is exactly what I did with the never-ending dishes that made its way to our table at Craft Los Angeles. I had been once before, but was not blown away. It had great ambiance but the dishes itself didn't present anything unique. This time around, I had a greater appreciation for Tom Colicchio's restaurant. While not the most creative, the restaurant serves the finest ingredients and let its quality speak for itself.

I had an interesting conversation with my cousin yesterday, in which I was quick to fight him on but could not think of a counter-example. The experience at Craft today seemed to back up his theory that appetizers are the stars of any meal, while the entree is the boring supporting actor. Hmm... bold statement. I love meat, I love carbs, ergo I love main entrees which is essentially the meat (is there a better word in the culinary dictionary?) of each meal. I didn't want to believe it, but it makes a bit of sense. Since apps are smaller, chefs can be a little riskier... adding as many ingredients, texture, and flavor as they like. Entrees have to deliver certain expectations. Period. It makes up most of the bill, so it better taste like that fond memory (did someone say pot roast? ok, who am I kidding? I mean, Chinese roast duck). On that note...

Appetizers/Sides
Japanese Hamachi & Tuscan Melon - The citrus jelly that skirts the fish is bombastic
Assorted Mushrooms - Really really good, as in I-think-there-was-bacon-in-it good
Gnocchi - Carb bomb but light and fluffy
Lemon Asparagus Risotto - Too citrusy
Variety of Heirloom Tomatoes - At its peak season and sweet to the taste
Lobster & Avocado - It's ok. Even bacon doesn't make this outstanding.

Entrees
Flatiron Steak - It's what it is. You can find this anywhere.
Pekin Roast Duck - Underwhelming. Fatty. The grape-inspired peppercorn sauce could have tasted better with an extra pinch of salt.
Halibut - Delicate. It's fish. Don't have much of an opinion.
Braised Beef Short Rib - Really tender, really juicy but how can you mess up a slow-roasted short rib really? Throw it in a crock pot with some good spices and you are set (really!).
Lamb - Not gamey at all, really meaty and just flavorful. They stuffed this chop with herbs, causing it to almost taste like an Italian sausage.

Dessert
Watermelon Granita with a dash of Salt - Refreshing! This would have been the best note to end on.
Almond Pound Cake - Where's the almond taste?
Souffle - Wow.
Beignets - Delicious and delicate despite its fried doughness. Drizzle with a bit of honey and chocolate, and you're walkin on the moon
Petit Fours (White Chocolate Cookies, Brownies, Caramel Popcorn) - Now these intricate little bites ought to be in a fine dining restaurant!
Lavendar Lemon Muffin - I'm having this for breakfast, so verdict TBD

Yeah we had about 1/2 the menu... thank goodness it is family style, which is the best attribute of this restaurant. As far as my opinion, I am going to be nice and say indifferent in the realm of fine dining. (Disclaimer: I have been to some really really good restaurants.)